smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

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lilmissvirgo:

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her 

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laurelhach:

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

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• Day 1049: No.

rabioheab:

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg” 

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